out of high school and on your own
hook a modem up to the telephone
find an intrest in internet romance
bu ton the internet you cant dance
probably couldnt dance well anyway
thats why you dont have a date friday
hiding behind your screen
the easiest way to never be seen
a suckers born everyday
guess your time has come
dont tell me what you have to say
tell it to your interneet chum
should tell you something
when he cant get a chick at school
doesnt matter
apparently youre that way too
play back every word
of advice youve ever given me
just to prove to you
your hypocrisy